Archive through October 04, 2013

[kostendorf]

 

[dschwandt]

Awesome excuse!!

 

[aschumacher]

Dave, do I read 'The South will rise again' ??
Here in N.J. it was a holiday and people were off for the day.

 

[dschwandt]

Tooth pulling by a female dentist

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said,
"I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my
face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking
a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a
pain killer."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to
hold on to when I pull your tooth."

 

[fcurrier]

Your Sunday Morning Wakeup Call:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xEYFFiEnUjQ

 

[dschwandt]

Frank, Be sure and take the dog with Ya!!

Obama Affordable Veterinary Act

"And if you like your testicles, you can keep them. Period!!!!"

 

[dtanner]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,

a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height
of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to
discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time,
attempted the step, and, once again,
much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg.
With little smile to the driver, she
again reached behind to unzip
a little more and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was
standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the
step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don’t even know
who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma’am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda
figured we was friends."

 

[aschumacher]

 

[dtanner]

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him.So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!".

 

[dtanner]

Bikes and Boobs sort a go together don`t they ?