Archive through April 10, 2013

[mfrade]

We've got a few guys with "the vision"! We just can't get them elected!

There are more of them with they're hand out than there are of us who keep paying the bill.

No one wants to elect a politician who says "hard times are ahead", or "people will need to tighten their belts".... So "they" vote for the guy who promises cream & honey..

I sometimes think "we" should all just give the government what it wants! They want to take care of us all, right? So we should all stay home and put our hands out! Wonder how long until the economy collapses after that!?!?

 

[kostendorf]

 

[fcurrier]

An idiom:
"It's your turn in the barrel":

Back when men spent their winters cutting wood far from civilization a newcomer asked an oldtimer what to do about sex. The oldtimer told him that there was a barrel with a knothole available to him every day except Thursday. When asked "Why not Thursday?" the old timer told him "That's your turn in the barrel".

 

[aschumacher]

Ahhhh, so thats where the term 'bung hole' came from....

 

[fcurrier]

Today's idiom for the Garage:
"Go pound sand up your ass".

UNDER EDIT: That doesn't really classify as an idiom, does it?

 

[thoffman]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and
more people who send text messages and emails have long
forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the
statement below. I cannot stress enough how grammar is very
important to it.

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off his horse, and helping your uncle jack off his horse."

Is everybody clear on this?

 

[mfrade]

Tom no.. Please Repeat!

 

[fcurrier]

Tom: Totally clear. One of my major aggravations of how our ENGLISH language (as we old timers) were taught it is how it's become abused in this "modern, techniocalilly happy" world. I tend to double check what I've written before I hit the POST IT button. Gotta go now, there's a jet overhead and I can see where it came from and where it's going.

My day's gone so well I think I'll call Don T.

 

[jbaker]

just need to vent;

Two years ago my dirt bag non english speaking niehbors tried to claim one of my dogs bit their grandson, but they did not know which of the three did it because they did not see it and my dogs where locked in my fenced in yard. Police where called along with my insurance company.
They found no way my dogs did it and believe it was one of two of their own dogs that did it.

Now two years later they are attempting to sue me for $50,000 in damages.

They are deep in forcloser and must need money

damn non-english speaking people from our southern border

 

[thoffman]

Jeff,
Last week on May 1st. there was a march in Chicago. I was in the old John Deere planting beans and on the radio I hear a bunch of lil'brown guy were singing "This land is our land" in Spanish. I was so fucking pissed off to hear "This lane was made for you and me" I was almost insane!!!

 

[hydroharry]

Tom - ya there was one of those May Day marches here in Seattle too. The police arrested about 11 last I heard. Mostly peaceful until the end of the day when they started breaking windows out of stores and stuff. They interviewed one of the protestors and he said "those big coorporations don't give a damn about us individuals", and I thought, ya why would they? You look like hell, dress like hell, probably don't have a real job and just live for a hand out - so why would any corporation care about you, or for that matter, why should the Gov't even care about you - just go get a job and earn your own living. Of course half these guys had to wear masks over their faces as well - oh no, they couldn't let the public see who they were either. About all I've got to say, is yes we live in a free country, and yes you're lucky you live here too and you have the same rights as me, so you can protest if you like - but when you start destroying property you ARE going to jail and I sure hope they figure out a way to make you pay for it - just get a f'n job.

Jeff - geez, I'm sorry to see the situation you have. I know you'll have to get a lawyer to protect your property, and yourself and family. I sure hope there is some way to countersue to recover at least your expenses and something additional for the false accusations, damage to your reputation, and anything else you can get them for - of course they won't have any money to pay you. Maybe if any of them have a job you could get their wages garnished which might result in them at least leaving the state you live in. But that leaves 49 others they might move to, which is 49 to many.

 

[dtanner]

Women should pick the colour of there bicycle seat wisely !

Just for giggles

 

[dschwandt]

Quantities WHY DO CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 ?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son, Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"


The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and Asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are for older married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

 

[thoffman]

OK lets get back on subject here.

 

[hydroharry]

Tom - is this more on subject?

 

[wshytle]

Happy "Muthas Day" to all you muthas out in cub land!

 

[fcurrier]

I resemble that remark, and vice reverse.

 

[fcurrier]

GLEAN: Look it up-it's a real word. It means "to separate the wheat from the chaff". I think. Damn, another idiom, biblical, this time. I digress. In today's language it's "separate the bullshit from what's useful to know".

 

[fcurrier]

I've been told that "Son of a whore" was an indication of coming from here.
Number that a c*nt , I probably shouldn't mention. Don T. That's pronounced "nummer".

 

[aschumacher]

`Many are probabily aware of the old joke of the drunk guy who went to bed with (an ugley) woman and woke up and proclaimed 'I went to bed with that BITCH'
Well this puts a whole new twist on BITCH !