Archive through April 10, 2013

[fcurrier]

I can post this because -just because. Thank you, Charlie! (And The Kingston Trio).
You've got to prime the pump. You must have faith and believe. You've got to give of yourself 'fore you're worthy to receive.
Drink all the water you can hold. Wash your face to your feet. Leave the bottle full for others. Thank you kindly, Desert Pete

 

[dtanner]

I heard that Charlie will try this next.I had a god chuckle at this .https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3889973204318&set=vb.1128621589&type=2&theater

 

[aschumacher]

The yellow costume is cute, but, ya think Charlie would really go for the yellow ribbons in his hair ! ?

 

[wshytle]

I'm not necessarily allergic to tree pollen but I'll be glad when the trees stop phucking. It's everywhere!!!

 

[fcurrier]

Subject: High Urinals

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, Churchill Downs, to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of the boy's could reach the urinals. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, helping them to hold on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.' 'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help

 

[dschwandt]

Advice from Curtis and Leroy

"Limit politicions to 2 terms.....one in office and one in prison"

No...wait.... Chicago and IL allready do that!!

 

[mfrade]

 

[thoffman]

Pardon me Sophia, May I hold those for you?

 

[jdiederichs]

Classic! Thx Tom

 

[mfrade]

HMmmm.. Tom... Nice Pearls!!!

 

[wshytle]

I thought there would be several postings about how obama got his ass kicked over the gun control issue.

I heard he was Maaaaaaaad!

Maybe things are turning around faster than expected...I sure hope so.

 

[dtanner]

Tits ,Ass and Music ! This 10 year old girl plays the way I like it.

http://www.bestofvids.com/video/10-year-old-girl-rocks-the-drums/

 

[fcurrier]

Wayne: Mad isn't the word for the GARAGE. Totally pissed off works! It was the Democratically controlled Senate that was wise (or I'm afraid of losing my cushy job) enough to vote it down. Poor Obama, it's one of the few times I've seen him show sincere emotion:

 

[kostendorf]

 

[mfrade]

Keith O'... I can't decide if that sign is too funny!! Or, too Cruel!! ROFL!!

 

[dtanner]

Ok ! why the multiple post in the CC section.I don`t understand why a new section is opened every time a different issue is with the same tractor.Is it just ME ! Or do others here find this not helpful in helping out answering questions.

 

[mfrade]

Maybe the Original Poster just wanted a new thread rather than replying to one of his old ones???

 

[fcurrier]

 

[aschumacher]

H.L. Mencken, Born 1880 – Died 1956, was a journalist, satirist & critic. He wrote an editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920 edition.






"As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright moron."

--- H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920





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[wshytle]

Allen-

Could H.L. Mencken have been the "Rush" of that era? It sounds like he had true vision. Why can't we find someone with insight such as his to lead our country today???

We've definitely got the moron...actually, we have many morons.