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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I
have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I
have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
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- Allen Schumacher
Geeee, I got more hair on mine than he does !
Being from NC and knowing the state fairly well I'd be willing to bet this "voter" is what we call a transplant. They've been invading my state for 30 years now and it's depressing as hell. At one time I heard the population was growing at the rate of 100 people a day and that's just in what we call the triangle area involving Raleigh, Durham, and Chapel Hill. I hope it can be read well enough.
I especially like the part about having a C section. It's unbelievable how much "dumb" we have walking around in this country and VOTING!
I especially like the part about having a C section. It's unbelievable how much "dumb" we have walking around in this country and VOTING!
