Archive through March 11, 2013

[digger]

Don T.
What you have to understand is, she's a typical DUMBASS NODAK!!!!!!!!!

 

[proessler]

Give a man a fish & he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he will eat for a lifetime.
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,free internet, cash for his clunker,food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives,Medicaid, 99 weeks of unemployment, free medicine, & he will vote Democrat the rest of his life....even after he's dead.

 

[kshultz]

 

[fcurrier]

Shultzie: Their names are Woody and Buzz Lightyear. Does that help?

 

[digger]

I guess we now know that Frank isn't up on what turns a pussy on!!!!

 

[dtanner]

Charlie _ you do know that Frank lives in Story Brook .

 

[dtanner]

and I thought you might like this. WOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcHAXXozU64

 

[hydroharry]

In case you guys missed it, this just came in

 

[fcurrier]

Charlie: I feel for ya, I just can't quite reach ya. We've got an indication of better weather to come:

There's those that would ask "Why would you live there?" My answer would be "Why not?"
I started this post in the GARAGE because I was going to use foul language (about the weather). Changed my mind.

 

[jbaker]

A very loud, unattractive, mean, nasty woman
walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.
I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart."

 

[kostendorf]

 

[fcurrier]

"Oh, Mother, oh, Mother - come look at this,
There's a man outside and he's taking a piss!
It's as long as yer arm and as thick as yer wrist,
Got a knob on the end of it big as yer fist!"

 

[jbaker]

http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/frameset.php?frame1=talk


If it only worked this easy at home

 

[aschumacher]

As the comedian Ron White would say... You Can't Fix Stupid !
http://www.aol.com/video/walmart-employee-steals-3k-posts-pic-on-facebook/517728500/?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl5%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D291095
DUH !

 

[hydroharry]

This just in from a friend of mine. Thought it was pretty neat:

<font size="+1">I'll guess I'll never ever understand women.

My dear wife hounded me for months & months...

to fix the damaged downspout of our gutter system.

But, when I finally fixed it, she was hopping mad!

Like I said, I guess I'll never ever understand women?

</font>

 

[fcurrier]

Here's to the girl that give me this
I think of her each time I piss
If she's around when I get well
I'll get it again, as sure as Hell

 

[dtanner]

 

[dschwandt]

I kinda got a feelin' this guy is about to be involved in a boat related accident.....
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[jbaker]

If I wasn't at work right now I could be at my buddies house poping off a few rounds.

Not much talk on the other pages..

We are currently using a large stump

Any one got a cool target picture to share??

 

[fcurrier]

Using a large stump for what?

Just got home from home. Found Mom on the floor by her bed this morning. It was a Funniest Home Video moment getting her up. Got her back-to the bed, got behind her with a grab hold under her armpits, got her up enough to sit on the bed but I was pinned between her and the bed. Maybe it's time for a baby moniter in Mom's room with our sister for an editor?