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In Friday's rush hour, the mow the merrier
William Hageman
March 27, 2005
Plan to leave for work a little early Friday morning. Streets and expressways figure to be clogged.
It's Drive Your Lawn Mower to Work Day. Really.
Bruce Kaufman and the Glenview-based U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association came up with the idea to draw attention to the group's 2005 racing schedule.
"There's people doing it," insisted USLMRA President Kaufman, sounding as serious as a guy known as "Mr. Mow It All" can sound. "We always have some shtick on April Fools' Day. For us lawn mower racers, April Fools' Day is a national holiday."
Friday marks the 13th anniversary of Kaufman's group, which sanctions mower races around the country. Its 500-plus members compete in the STA-BIL National Lawn Mower Racing Series, which includes three events this summer in Illinois: June 11 in Mendota, June 12 in Oregon and July 31 in Aroma Park near Kankakee. There's also a July 30 event in Valparaiso, Ind. (The complete schedule is at
www.letsmow.com.) In addition, there are a dozen or so Illinois Lawn Mower Racing Association events.
"The Land of Lincoln is rockin' and mowin'," Kaufman said. "I can't help myself."
Drivers race at fairs and festivals and to raise funds for non-profit groups. There's no prize money, just trophies and national acclaim. The machines, with names like Geronimow, Lawn Ranger, Yankee Clipper and Precious Mowments--Precious Mowments?--have their blades removed, of course. And they're ratch-eted up considerably from that Lawn Boy putt-putting along down the block.
"Who hasn't thought about tricking out their machine and taking it up to 40 or 60 miles an hour when they're cutting the grass?" Kaufman said.
"We Americans love to race. This makes sense. We've raced just about everything else in this country. Might as well race lawn mowers."
As for riding them to work, Kaufman admitted that it can be problematic. "Sometimes the cops'll get you."
So, he said, "we're also saying bring your lawn mower to work."
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