CLEAN Jokes

[gary noblit]

I have crescent wrenches like those screwdrivers....You might be a redneck if..you've unstopped a sink with a shotgun...if your bathroom wall at home has graffiti on it and a pile of hunting mags on the floor...if..you have a bug light inside your house...if you removed the bathroom door so you could watch tv while......

 

[dgeary]

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Should be labeled clockwise or counterclockwise.

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

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[gary noblit]

Kraig, some of those are just too true !! funny tho

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[glippert]

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Thank goodness, now it's a "safe space."

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[gary noblit]

Kraig,I intensley appreciate ingenuity but that might be beyond my limit but ya' gotta admit it took a lot of work ....

 

[gary noblit]

one of my buds riding my mowercycle...murray meets kawasaki....thats a plastic engine showing

 

[gary noblit]

My favorite... Reo reel type mower engine. At a fast idle putts about 5mph..She don't turn so good on gravel..front wheel pushes..lawn mower and bicycle parts and one big combine pulley

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[gary noblit]

Listen to them heathens applauding to something like that

 

[eberner]

 

[gary noblit]

My pull it around the yard machine 60/70's Monkey wards with transplanted 16 hp iron briggs and gator wheels....exhaust since been changed some,that pipe was too heavy.......Ed, that's a sure seller,smart marketing !!

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[eberner]

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[kmcconaughey]

 

[gary noblit]

Are we teaching this youngster to drive to his deer stand with a decoy or is it just cute as heck???