CLEAN Jokes

[Ron Graap]

I do not think Prius had a Hemi in it.

 

[kzintner]

Wow, a Prius Heim. Could bring a new meaning to hybrid

 

[dschwandt]

My challenge to all you old Geezers......

 

[dschwandt]

Next time you consider answering a for sale ad.......

 

[Jacob Michael]

 

[Jacob Michael]

Dixie the mini aussie is actually driving my brother's 122 here, but it doesn't show in a still picture. I have a video of it though.

 

[kzintner]

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Deere are always in season

 

[Jacob Michael]

 

[Jacob Michael]

I don't know if it will let me put the video in...

 

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[kzintner]

Wow great memories, I had one in my jeep

 

[dschwandt]

 

[Jacob Michael]

Once apon a time, there was an Amish family from Indiana who split away from their church and decided to tour America before settling down again. Without fail, they ended up in Las Vegas. The family was in utter shock from all the neon lights and fancy hotels and casinos. Curious, they wandered into a members-only apartment hotel, with all its lights and faux gold plating. The husband went exploring and came to a chrome panel on the wall the size of a doorway. An 80 year old woman and her emaciated little chihuahua hobbled toward the panel, and the woman pressed a little circle beside it. Suddenly the panel split in half and opened up from the middle. She and the dog went inside, the panel closed, a bunch of lights flashed, and a whirring sound could be heard from inside the wall. The husband explored further, confused, but wanting to see what else this strange place had to offer. About a minute later he heard the same whirring noise. He turned around and saw the same flashing lights, then the panel in the wall opened. A 19 year old supermodel/prostitute with a glamorous German shepherd on a leash come jogging out and exit the building.
"Dad! Did you see that?", exclaimed the youngest son.
"I sure did, Ezekiel," replied his father,"Go get your Ma."