A week ago mom and dad asked me if I wanted to go for a ride. Well DUH, I always wanna truck ride. We didnt drive round town like we do, but went and got gas. Mom went into the store and I thought, oh boy, she'll bring out chicken strips.. but when she came out..she had none. I thought what is up with that? oh well, when we get done with our ride, they will stop and get chicken for all of us. We went out on the big road and started going really fast.
then we keep driving on..miles and miles then it HITS me.....OH OH we are going for THE RIDE. You know what that means ? They were sneaky and were taking me to see Dr. Ken. Oh mannnnn. Sure, I wasn't feeling good, but I really didn't think a trip to see the doctor was cool. mommy did figure it out the new dry food she put me on for weight loss didnt agree wiff me. We get to the Doc mom goes in and weaves us in the truck. That didn't mind me any and I could keep an eye on her in the door window . I could see Oreo the kitty who runs the joint being petted by mom. Oreo is a nice girl, but kind of snotty cuz she believes everyone comes to see HER, and not Dr. Ken. policy is you must talk to Oreo FIRST before you see the doctor. So I guess Oreo does run the place the way she wants.
then mommy motions for us to come in. Well, time to charm Dr. Ken. They told him what was going on, that I wasn't talking, wasn't doing anything, but laying around not acting like myself. Dr. Ken went to listen to my heart and lungs, as Mommy thought I had a cold, and I was putting on the charm right and Dr. Ken couldnt hear my lungs or listen to my heart. He said you know Fancy, you are just way to happy and content when you come to see me and now is not the time to be purring. I kept purring.
I thought what ever was coming next, he would forget about it, since I was being so good .!!! Then Oreo came wandering by, spying on me..seeing if I was being a wuss or not. NOT. I'm not a scardey cat. Doc looked at my ears and they had a lot of wax, so he carefully dug it out with a tweezers and q-tip. That helped a lot. Then,he put this oily junk in my ears. Now, after he was done with my ears, I was really ticked off, and he laughed and said, well now I got you good and mad I can listen to your heart and lungs. Well, lucky for him, huh? Mom and dad were happy to know that my heart and lungs were fine.
I thought the ear prodding was bad enough, THEN he cut my nails, and I didnt give up a paws without a fight.!! Doc laughed, he could tell I was just being naughty since I was ticked at him.. I had been so good and then he had to start messin with me....but it got even worse then that, and you know what I MEAN, right? He had to check to see if I was running a temp. Oh shooooot, now I have to really play MR. Cool incase miss Oreo comes wandering through again. I will show her that I am THE MAN, and I don't lose my cool under any situation, so as THAT was being done to ME..I just laid on the table and purred. What else could I do?
then, it was time to weigh me. OH OH, here comes to huge speech about how FAT I AM. Yeppers, I weighed in at 17#.I thought Doc was mad at me, but he wasn't. He just smiled. He told mom and dad that when kitty's go on diets, the weight has to come off SLOWLY, or we can end up in all kinds of trouble and get really sick.. Doc said I could eat all the canned food I want. WHAT? WHAT? Am I hearing right? I can eat all the canned food I want? good grief, I'm in heaven. Dr. Ken told mommy that canned food has a lot of water, so most of the food goes right through us, but we get full on canned food faster. Well, I dont' care, as long as I get to EAT. My treats have been way way way cut back, but I still get a few a day and sometimes during the night mommy will give me a little dry food..just a wee bit cuz she knows I miss the crunch. She's so special, she knowns all our needs and wants. so anyways, finally I get to go home. No meds, nothing. I did get a shot for allergies though,since I had been coughing and had watery eyes. Everyone alive has allergies this year, even us kitties.
on the way home, I jumped over the front seat and got in the back seat. Coolness, I have my own seat, and I was looking out all the windows. It was weird seeing things from the back seat. then I laid down and chilled out.Daddy put the arm rest down and that was really cool. then I could see them and mommy could see me. When we were close to home, I got up and sat on the arm rest. that was so NEAT.I was sitting inbetween them I was up really high and I didnt need to be on daddy or mommy then to see out. Whoooaaa though when we came to two overpasses. I DUCKED... I thought we were going to hit the overpass . I ducked both times. Mommy warned me when the second one came up, but I still ducked. It was a long trip.
By last sunday I was back to my ole self and mommy and I have been doing our walking everyday. I know the routine now. We walk all the way up to Amys house and then turn around and come home, and I can walk the whole way without stopping or mommy needing to carry me. I do faint at times though..hehehe, I like to roll in the dirt. then mom has to brush brush brush me off wiff her hands
BTW my tummy isn't sticking out like it was so I think I am losing weight. hooray..!!
Fancy