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kshultz

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An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family drove him to the emergency room. After a while the ER doctor appeared with a long face.
I’m afraid he is brain dead but his heart is still beating.
O’h dear the wife replied. We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!!
 
That's a damn good one Shultzie!

And, of course it describes most democrats as well...especially what's in the White House.
 
This one is so bad that it should be poofed!
 
Sorry Frank, rules say..
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If your faint of heart or easily offended!
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE now!!!!

WE AIN'T TAKIN NO **** FROM PUSSIES AND WHINERS IN HERE!
 
Jeff - I happen to agree with Frank. It ain't got nothing to do with being faint of heart or TAKIN NO ****.

Guess I have to say if that's the definition of a liberal, then I assume a conservative is someone whose brain is still active but heart stopped beating. And if that ain't DEAD I don't know what is.

Now, what do you suppose you'd call an elderly man who had a massive stroke, but his brain is still active and his heart is beating????

LUCKY!!!!!
 
I am not into politics and won't be.. just saying,, Geezer invited people in to here,,to be free to speak their mind..
 
Shultzie-

Pay them no mind. Anyone that supports liberals in ANY way is showing support of the problem and NOT the solution.

After all, what party sports what has become known as the "low informed"??? And this party is FULL of liberals. There's not a lot of difference in brain dead and low informed and we witness it everyday.

It's the liberal that's trying to destroy my country and if you care to start it up again I'm gain.

I don't see a damn thing wrong with the "joke" that happens to hold a touch of truth.
 
Here's one for ya - an example of how things can be misconstrued:
This one is so bad that it should be poofed!
I chatted with Charlie last night and told him that I was going to make a post that he could
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He didn't poof it.
I tend to lean to the right (they're watching what we say, ya know). Maybe that's the reason I need another wheel weight on Andy's left rear?
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Do you know why they call the middle part of a woman the “waist?” Because there was room for couple more tits.
 
I always heard the part between the nose and the lower jaw on a woman was a waste...

After 30 years of marraige I know why!
 
Ok, I think we should be able to load bigger pictures in this section !!!!!!!!!!!

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In case you haven't already heard this (I know we have younger members):
A little girl (or boy) was very interested in the construction of a new home next door. One day she/he came home and asked her/his mother if she wanted to play carpenter. When the mother said "OK" she/he said "Take the broom and hold it up. Now move it over to the left a little. A little more...**** it, nail it!" The mother said "Bad language - go get a switch!" The kid says "**** you, that's the electrician's job!"
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**** it is slow in here and on the site! i will be back on here in a few weeks and maybe I can bost the posting numbers up. I do have my 125 to finish and many more jobs .
 

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