Archive through January 25, 2014

[kshultz]

Jeff,
Tell me where it's at. I'll go look at it. Then let you know if it's worth it.

You can trust me buddy ol' pal!

 

[kostendorf]

Wonder if this guy used nails or screws and you know there's some duct tape in there someplace...

 

[aschumacher]

Great Polka music ! NOT TO BE VIEWED while wife or kids around !

http://webcafe.net.hr/forwarduse/video/inner.html?select=201307130004503

 

[dtanner]

"wow" Allen

Boobs are never boring but I had to turn off the music lol.

 

[thoffman]

Donald,
What music???

 

[fcurrier]

http://themetapicture.com/canada-the-only-place-youll-see-something-like-this/

 

[aschumacher]

Frank, when did they move the border south a bit ?? But it's really a funny clip. A.

 

[fcurrier]

Al: With ancestors from both New Brunswick and Nova Scotia I have no problem "picking on" our Canadian friends. In all sincerity, ever since I heard that there were 2 shiploads of building supplies going from Canada to Florida after Hurricane Andrew I've wondered what other country really "has our back".

 

[aschumacher]

<font size="-1">OK, lets see if I have this picture resizing figured out...</font>
I think something is fishey here!

 

[jbaker]

Yep it worked, but the deck of the boat needs refinishing, looking a little worn...

 

[kostendorf]

I would like to see an action shot catching a fish like that, I'm sure the expression on her face would change dramatically if I was to look that far up...

 

[vthomley]

Allen, you've redeemed your self!

 

[kostendorf]

Kind of like a hydro without a seat!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=744013642309661

 

[kshultz]

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

"Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife"."

 

[digger]

Ok, so there's one advantage to having snow!

 

[thoffman]

Charlie, BIGGER advantage is BEING the snow.

 

[digger]

HEY!
As long as she stays on the bottom, cold don't bother me none!

 

[dschwandt]

Gee Daddy!!!.....Can I go out an play in the snow with the neighbor girl???? Can I....Can I....huh???

Damn, cant make up my mind weather to go fishin; or build a Snow Man....er.....Chick!!!!!!!

 

[aschumacher]

I know that womens nips get hard when cold, but never realized their boobs got hard like ripe mellons too !

 

[dschwandt]

All depends on how long she been layin' there!!

I sorry, just couldn't help myself on that one!!!