Archive through December 24, 2008

[mgault]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling
around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having
seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.Then the walls
opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son..........

'Boy..................go gitcha Momma.............

 

[T-Mo]

Here's an old one, but someone just sent it to me again. So....

http://s202.photobucket.com/albums/aa145/treed_63628/?action=view&current=HavingaBadDay.flv

 

[kide]

Ahh, comeon, at least give 'em the 405 website..... amazing what was done 10 years ago in a garage with Windows NT4 and
"Dual Celeron 300 mhz dual processors (overclocked to 450 mhz), 384 MB ram, 24 gig storage, DPS Perception
Pentium II 450 mhz processor, 512 MB of ram, 4 gig storage
Pentium III 500 mhz processor, 256 MB of ram, 24 gig storage, DPS Perception"

 

[aschumacher]

Is that the old lady from 'Where's the beef !' ??

 

[kide]

Clara Peller died in 1987....If you look at the Credits (given on the 405 web page), you'll see that's Angela Burns

 

[T-Mo]

Life's for sharing by T-Mobile.

Friday Jan 16, 2009, T-mobile launched their new commercial. It was shot at Liverpool station in London . They used 400 dancers and 10 hidden cameras. No one but the station employees and dancers knew what was going on. It was aired on YouTube and TV. You can see the number of passers-by who shot what they could with their cell phones. I can't imagine what they told their callers what they had just seen. A once-in-a-lifetime experience.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3d3KigPQM&feature=channel

 

[T-Mo]

My new lawncare team:

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5284d9f5

 

[kide]

Take this any way you want, but I don't consider linking to videos, "cute" or otherwise to meet the intent of the thread - CLEAN JOKES, even though the last one might be funny to a 15 year old.....

 

[kmcconaughey]

Precinct toilet stolen... Police have nothing to go on... Film at 11:00.

 

[kwalesch]

Father Murphy had just heard the news: Sean O'Conner had died during the night. So, he headed to the O'Conner home to console the widow, Mary. "Mary, darlin'", he said, "did Sean have any last words before he died?" "Indeed he did , Father" she said. "And what did the lad have to say?" asked the Father.He said, "FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T SHOOT, MARY!!!!" replied Mary.