Archive through August 16, 2012

[wshytle]

A buddy sent that to me last week in an email and I couldn't believe it. I laughed...who wouldn't. Also in the email were the words "and these people vote". That sort of took the humor away. I also wonder if someone sat that lady down and did some explaining.

Hope that ain't too political Charlie.

 

[mhomrighausen]

Donna the Deer Lady Rest of The Story

 

[fcurrier]

I'm catching The Last Train to Clarksville:

 

[jchamberlin]

Marlin, thanks for posting the "Donna the Deer Lady" link. I feel so sorry for her.

 

[dschwandt]

I would like to share an experience with you about
drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to
have had brushes with the authorities on our way home
from the various social sessions over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with
some friends and had a few too many margaritas and
then topped it off with a shot. Not a good idea.

Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the
limit, I did something I've never done before:
I took a taxi home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block, but because
it was a taxi, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a
real surprise.

I have never driven a taxi before and am not sure where
I got it.

NOT ME!!
Just passing it along!
BUT....I do know a few folks, one of whom this may have been!!

Dave S.

 

[glippert]

Dave - Now that's funny! Thanks for sharing.

 

[akleyla]

How do you make 4 old women curse at the same time ? You yell Bingo....lol

 

[dtanner]

The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away"



"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,
"because I process food and give all of you energy."


"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."


"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

 

[glippert]

Charlie, are you just gonna take that from Don?

(Just kidding, Don!)

 

[klindstedt]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is congress the opposite of progress?